If I Were A....

That is the starting phrase for last weeks Studio Chat challenge over at SBG. My partner and I had to come up with an IF I WERE A and each of us had to finish it as we saw fit. Here's mine:

It got a chuckle or two from the SBG Chatters and Crew and Anne of Alamo had the nerve to compare me to a hemorrhoid! Somebody needs to remind me again why I hang out with these people! LOL

Credits go to:

• Kit - Studio Flergs - Welcome to Paradise
• Template - Berry Sweet Designs